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Classic:
"If you please? Or shall we dance, first?
"If you please? Or shall we dance, first?
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@Hurricane Jack, LMAO
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Darn...I woulda gotten a good report card with a smart phone.
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"Job-application"
A young lady applies for a job as programmer. Boss is keen on her beauty and asks for her salary expectation.
Lady: "I thought about 4.500,-.
Boss: "Okay, with the greatest of pleasure!"
Lady: "With pleasure, it's 6.000,-."
A young lady applies for a job as programmer. Boss is keen on her beauty and asks for her salary expectation.
Lady: "I thought about 4.500,-.
Boss: "Okay, with the greatest of pleasure!"
Lady: "With pleasure, it's 6.000,-."
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Stranded on a deserted island was no problem for jake
when he found a Fedex box with a racket & Wilson tennis ball.
when he found a Fedex box with a racket & Wilson tennis ball.
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Great idea!
I opted for the “Deluxe” bar package which includes everything.
I opted for the “Deluxe” bar package which includes everything.
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Maybe this should be in the "You Know You're Getting Old" thread?
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''Tis that time of yr.
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"Jared Fogle, who crawled through a river of Jello pudding and came out clean on the other...he did what? Oh...never mind."
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