"Expecting Amy," a docu-series following Amy Schumer's terribly difficult pregnancy, has a scene near the end where she and her husband are staying at a rented house near an active stream with plenty of rapids. He puts a new leather jacket into a cage and throws it into the water while they're living there to get it thoroughly beaten and break it in. So there's a new way to do it.
Eeps. THat must be what it is to be able to afford to take that sort of risk with a nice, new leather jacket!
I bet when he fishes it out later, there would be many surprises inside the pockets leeches, eels, slugs, frogs
I mean.. he married Amy Schumer, he's got bigger things to worry about than the well-being of his jacket.