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All this story needs is the Wicked Witch of the West to launch them -

Monkey attack 'helped catch thief'
Thursday, March 22, 2007
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=42306&in_page_id=34

A bunch of animals made a monkey out of a thief when they scratched and bit him as he stole a primate from a zoo, a court heard yesterday.

The creatures were said to have gone wild as a gang, including Marlon Brown, broke into an enclosure to steal Bolivian squirrel monkey Spongebob.

Brown bled from his wounds, allowing police to identify him through his DNA, it was alleged.

Spongebob is valued at £2,000 on the black market.

He was found in the street a few days later and returned to his home – only to be spurned by his fellow monkeys. He had to be moved to another zoo.

Brown was part of a gang of about eight people who allegedly waited until closing time at Chessington World of Adventures to launch the raid last July.

They used a stick to prise open wire meshing at the enclosure and stashed friendly Spongebob into a rucksack, a jury heard.

But the nine other monkeys leapt to their cage-mate's defence.

One jumped on Brown's head as he reached into their cave to retrieve his passport, which had fallen from the rucksack.

They scratched his back and bit his fingers. Police later arrested Brown.

Sonia Freeman, head of mammals at Chessington in Surrey, said: 'Someone handed in a monkey fitting Spongebob's description.

'He was extremely nervous and very frightened.

'He had been quite a laidback, happy little monkey. He was very thirsty and had a kink in his tail he didn't have beforehand.'

Spongebob was handreared in South Africa and came to Chessington as part of the European Protection Programme.

He spent nine months in quarantine and had been at the zoo for three months before his abduction.

'We tried to introduce him back to his troop but they turned on him,' said Ms Freeman.

Brown told police he was an 'animal lover' and had tried to convince the others to return the monkey. The 23-year-old from Brixton, South London, denies theft.

The trial, at Kingston Crown Court, continues.
 

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Marc Chevalier said:
Yet we still perform lab experiments on them. :(


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...and that is so sad and so wrong :(

I'm all for experimenting on humans. :mad: ( and I mean it, at least humans can chose that horror with their eyes open)
 

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Oh, I could get in a lot of trouble for bringing this up, but you know we do have our very own Fedora Lounge Monkey:D I'm not gonna post pics, for this could get me in even more trouble! But, it is important to remember, especially if one of us were ever taken against our will, you should know that the FL crazy monkey's got your back!!
 

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Monkey gangs go ape
Monday, February 19, 2007

With monitor lizards, snakes, and bats prowling their parks, residents of tropical Singapore are no strangers to the occasional animal ambush.

However, gangs of long-tailed macaque monkeys have been causing havoc in housing estates bordering nature reserves; stealing food and brawling on the streets.

"They roam the estate in groups of up to 20 _- rampaging the estate and turning over dustbins," one irate local was quoted in local newspapers as saying.

"They enter the house, open cupboards, steal food and soil the premises".

Picnics are spoiled and snacks are snatched from bags while golfers tee off.

Even the British Club has armed staff with brooms to shoo monkeys away from the gourmet buffet.

"It's a very weird situation," said Sharon Chan, the National Parks official tasked with managing the macaques.

"It's not that they want to attack. They just think, if you have the food, why don't you share it? Why are you eating and not sharing? Can I have some? They cross the line".

The monkeys are known across Asia for their exploits. From Hong Kong to Bali, they are reported to grab plastic bags and even chase people.
 

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Marc Chevalier said:
They're acting like humans, aren't they? It's a shame; they're normally more civilized than we are.
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