Bob Dong advice

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  1. bn1966

    bn1966 Call Me a Cab

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    I'm with you Edward..we should ask him for bigger sizes..sure he's missing a trick sales wise..that early MA-1 floats my boat & a SAC blue L-2A would be on my wish list too..
     
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  2. ton312

    ton312 I'll Lock Up

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    So you’re saying the lines should be:

    Bob Dong- Standard Sizes

    For the larger line:
    Big Bob Dong?
    Bob Big Dong?
    Bob XXXL Dong?
    Bob Dong Big and Long?

    20oz canvas pants with a 36” inseam:
    Long Duck Dong! For the win!
     
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  3. navetsea

    navetsea Call Me a Cab

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    BOB
    LARGE AMERICAN
    DONG
    RAW HARD XX

    size W L lot
     
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  4. Downunder G Man

    Downunder G Man A-List Customer

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    Enough already !
     
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  5. Sloan1874

    Sloan1874 I'll Lock Up

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    The seller even emailed to advise sizing up. It’s the sleeves and length that tend to be a bit shorter than western makers.
     
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  6. Gimli

    Gimli New in Town

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    Thanks, I’ll be sure to check with them then.
     
  7. Bamaboots

    Bamaboots I'll Lock Up

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    I think I just read through a Cheech and Chong skit.
     
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  8. That's a bong not a dong, Bama...:D
     
  9. Bamaboots

    Bamaboots I'll Lock Up

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    I don't know. "Blind Medlin Chitlins" comes pretty close.

    Gonna go downtown
    Gonna see my gal
    Gonna sing her a song
    Gonna show her my ding ----

    Can't believe I just did that from memory.
     
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  10. TXFlyGuy

    TXFlyGuy Practically Family

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    But size does not matter, at least that’s what she said...
     
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  11. dinomartino1

    dinomartino1 One of the Regulars

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  12. AbbaDatDeHat

    AbbaDatDeHat I'll Lock Up

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    Least his last name’s not Wong.
     
  13. nick123

    nick123 I'll Lock Up

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    I may HWT my Dong. Perhaps lather it in Peckers, I mean Pecards.
     
  14. Benny Holiday

    Benny Holiday My Mail is Forwarded Here

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    The currency of Vietnam is the dong. Makes for interesting conversations.
    "I just exchanged my currency for the Vietnam trip."
    "Oh? How many dong did you get?"
     
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  15. Captain Sensible

    Captain Sensible One of the Regulars

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    A fistful of dongs
     
  16. Corsair42

    Corsair42 One of the Regulars

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    Is the denim jacket raw denim? I always say if you are going to try dong, get it raw. Also loving the striped convict trousers, nothing beats some prison-style dong
     
  17. ton312

    ton312 I'll Lock Up

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    A Few Dongs More
     
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  18. Superfluous

    Superfluous My Mail is Forwarded Here

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    Make it rain Dongs.
    Show me the Dongs.
    The color of Dongs.
    Other people's Dongs.
     
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  19. navetsea

    navetsea Call Me a Cab

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    leatherclad middleage men talking about dong, jumping straight into the stereotype:confused: where is the cigar. :D
     
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  20. dinomartino1

    dinomartino1 One of the Regulars

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    This will turn into an infantile 100 page thread about the hampton wick.
     
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