Clean Jokes

Discussion in 'The Observation Bar' started by jamespowers, Aug 4, 2004.

  1. We are 16 days into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up. I have even considered letting her in – but rules are rules.
     
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  4. GHT

    GHT I'll Lock Up

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    The times that I have rubbed my eyes after chopping chillies. Here's the perfect solution.
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  5. LuvMyMan

    LuvMyMan I’ll Lock Up.

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    You all are getting some damned funny stuff posted here...LOL! Thanks!
     
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  6. The coronavirus has mutated. Stay off the streets!

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    Zombie_61 I'll Lock Up

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    Has anybody told the Amish what's going on?
     
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  14. Trenchfriend

    Trenchfriend I'll Lock Up

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    Halle, early GDR times.

    A man comes to the railstation and goes through the platform-barrier.
    Suddenly, a railway staff man screams:

    "Heeey, don't shove so much!!"

    The man:
    "Why "shove"? I'm still all alone!!

    Railway staff man:
    "I despite have to say this. It's my instruction!"
     
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  15. GHT

    GHT I'll Lock Up

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    My friend texted me to say that being housebound was getting to him. "It's like being behind bars," he moaned. "Sounds good to me," I thought.
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  16. From my cousin

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