Clean Jokes

[BobHufford]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

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[3fingers]

^^^ Maybe his sensory ring will make better contact now.

(Old SNL conehead reference for those who didn't watch the show.)

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

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[GHT]

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Much too complicated: For those without Fruno's sharp intellect here it is simplified:

 

[Frunobulax]

Sent directly from my mind to yours.

 

[GHT]

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Is that what you call: "Bare Skin?"

 

[Bamaboots]

Remember these ads.

 

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[GHT]

Two strangers, a man and a woman, are sharing a sleeper cab on an overnight train
At around midnight, as they are both trying to fall asleep, the man says to the woman:
"Excuse me ma'am, but it's really cold, would you mind passing me one of the extra blankets on the table beside you?"
The woman answers:
"I'll tell you what, I'm also feeling really cold, for one night, why don't pretend we are married?"
The man, taken aback but enthusiastic replies:
"Yeah of course!"
And so the woman says:
"Good. Then get it yourself you lazy ass, what did your last servant die of?"
After a minute or two's silence, the man farted, loudly.

 

[drmaxtejeda]

Haha

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[Trenchfriend]

Why should 30+ girls never again play hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will search after them...

 

[GHT]

Why should 30+ girls never again play hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will search after them...

They are playing the game wrong. Girl leaves boy a note, it reads: "We are playing hide & seek. If you can find me, you can have me."
On the reverse it reads: "If you can't, I'm in the airing cupboard."

 

[GHT]

 

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