Clean Jokes

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  1. GHT

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  3. Trenchfriend

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    "Are you sitting on the F5-key?

    Your booty is so refreshing!"

    Wouldn't work in German, haha. :D
     
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  4. Trenchfriend

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    "Sex is very bad for one. But it's very good for two."

    German wisdom... :D
     
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  6. Benny Holiday

    Benny Holiday My Mail is Forwarded Here

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    Bugs Bunny goes onto a quiz show. To win $100,000, he only has to answer three questions. The show’s presenter asks him, “What is the term used for the measure of purity for gold alloys?”

    Bugs thinks for a minute and says, “Gee, I dunno, Doc. I’m not interested in gold, just carrots.”

    “That’s right!” the host says, “it’s karats! Now you only have two questions left to answer Mr Bunny.”

    A bit perplexed, Bugs says, “Okay, sure, whatever you say, Bub.”

    “Your next question: What colloquial term referencing part of the human body is used to refer to something really frightening?”

    Again Bugs has no idea, so he says, “Listen, Doc, being a rabbit, I had lots of brothers and sisters to look after. I didn’t have
    time for Hallowe’en and scary movies and that stuff. I was too busy hare raisin’.”

    “That’s right Mr Bunny! Hair raising!” Now the host is really excited. The studio audience suck in their breath as the last question is asked: “And now, for $100,000: what is the name of Facebook’s free cross-platform messaging service?”

    Having absolutely no idea, Bugs pulls out a carrot, starts munching it, and with nothing better to contribute, he says, “Ehhh . . . What’s up, Doc?”
     
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  9. Zombie_61

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    ^ He's just a bad egg.
     
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    How's a policemen in jail called?

    Sitting Bull!
     
  11. Trenchfriend

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    Judge:
    "Why did you throw your mother-in-law out of the driving car?"

    Delinquent:
    "There was stopping restriction."
     
  12. Trenchfriend

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    Hermann asks Emil:

    "Was your divorce difficult?"

    "No, absolutely not. The judge was my wife's first husband!"
     
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    3fingers One Too Many

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  15. Trenchfriend

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    Short and good turkish joke:

    What does a German pay for a Döner?

    One Euro more. ;)
     
  16. What is a Doner..??
     
  17. Trenchfriend

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    Döner kebab
     

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