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Discussion in 'The Observation Bar' started by jamespowers, Aug 4, 2004.
"Are you sitting on the F5-key?
Your booty is so refreshing!"
Wouldn't work in German, haha.
"Sex is very bad for one. But it's very good for two."
Bugs Bunny goes onto a quiz show. To win $100,000, he only has to answer three questions. The show’s presenter asks him, “What is the term used for the measure of purity for gold alloys?”
Bugs thinks for a minute and says, “Gee, I dunno, Doc. I’m not interested in gold, just carrots.”
“That’s right!” the host says, “it’s karats! Now you only have two questions left to answer Mr Bunny.”
A bit perplexed, Bugs says, “Okay, sure, whatever you say, Bub.”
“Your next question: What colloquial term referencing part of the human body is used to refer to something really frightening?”
Again Bugs has no idea, so he says, “Listen, Doc, being a rabbit, I had lots of brothers and sisters to look after. I didn’t have
time for Hallowe’en and scary movies and that stuff. I was too busy hare raisin’.”
“That’s right Mr Bunny! Hair raising!” Now the host is really excited. The studio audience suck in their breath as the last question is asked: “And now, for $100,000: what is the name of Facebook’s free cross-platform messaging service?”
Having absolutely no idea, Bugs pulls out a carrot, starts munching it, and with nothing better to contribute, he says, “Ehhh . . . What’s up, Doc?”
^ He's just a bad egg.
How's a policemen in jail called?
"Why did you throw your mother-in-law out of the driving car?"
"There was stopping restriction."
Hermann asks Emil:
"Was your divorce difficult?"
"No, absolutely not. The judge was my wife's first husband!"
Oh, now that's funny
Short and good turkish joke:
What does a German pay for a Döner?
One Euro more.
What is a Doner..??