Clean Jokes

[Trenchfriend]

The real old classic:

Trucker:
"Are 1,60 meter tall pinguins existing?"

Policeman:
"No, I don't think so."

Trucker:
"Oh, then I surely ran over a nun."

 

[Turnip]

CAT FOR SALE

 

[Turnip]

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Trenchfriend]

My Grandpa came back from war with one leg.

Until today, we don't know to whom it belongs.

 

[Trenchfriend]

I needed a minute.

 

[Trenchfriend]

A guy opens a fortune cookie and the note says:

"PLEASE, take me out of this fortune cookie plant!!"

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Trenchfriend]

How do turtles mate?

With HARD Sex...

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Trenchfriend]

If you flip your wife over, does she "take a turn for the better"?

 

[Zombie_61]

I needed a minute.

That's what HE said.

 

[Trenchfriend]

My girl broke up with me. She said, she doesn't need a boyfriend anymore, her bed now stands right at the radiator.

 

[Frunobulax]

Happy Thanksgiving to those on this side of the pond!

...and lest we forget...

 

[Trenchfriend]

An exhibitionist is standing right in front of a supermarket.

A woman comes out and he open his coat.
The woman says "Oh my, I forgot the shrimps!!"

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Wanna hear the shortest GDR joke?

40 years long nothing happens, than the cobbled paving is sold...

 

[Turnip]

 

[My Scooter]

Brutto? I don't know? I feel my mother deprived me because I was a "bottle" baby!

 

[Turnip]