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People are always saying, "It doesn't cost anything to be kind," like being mean isn't free, too.
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I'm going to get a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches, but only on Sunday. I'll park it out front of the local Chick-Fil-A and call it "Side-chicks."
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If you're having second thoughts, you're two ahead of most people.
 
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A good joke from Hogan's Heroes, german (2nd) synchro:

Klink and someone else were in his office, talking about the furniture and the guest mentions, that Klink has it relatively comfortable, in here.

Klink answers:
"Well, Barock from Gelsenkirchen. For example, the desk is too low, BUT THEY ARE NOT CONCEDING ME LONGER LEGS!"
 
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