g.durand
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Here you go.
Here you go.
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Here you go.
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I went to the grocery store in my derby. As I start walking into the store from my car, an elderly woman says to me: "Your wife is a lucky woman."
Gotta love it!
LOL!On the other hand, I once heard from a young woman: "Love the hat. If I were an old lady, I'd totally be into you!"
Ouch.
Say, that's a killer-*** hat, Bro'.
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Wasnt she pretty...?Just a few minutes ago, while waiting on line for my dinner, the woman in front of me turns to me and says (all together now), 'You look like Indiana Jones.'
I take a pause and say, very dead-pan, 'I don't know who that is.'
She says, 'You know, Harrison Ford?'
And I just give the slightest shoulder shrug. That was the end of that.![]()
Just a few minutes ago, while waiting on line for my dinner, the woman in front of me turns to me and says (all together now), 'You look like Indiana Jones.'
I take a pause and say, very dead-pan, 'I don't know who that is.'
She says, 'You know, Harrison Ford?'
And I just give the slightest shoulder shrug. That was the end of that.![]()
John Lofgren Monkey Boots Shinki Horsebuttt - $1,136 The classic monkey boot silhouette in an incredibly rich Shinki russet horse leather.
Grant Stone Diesel Boot Dark Olive Chromexcel - $395 Goodyear welted, Horween Chromexcel, classic good looks.
Schott 568 Vandals Jacket - $1,250 The classic Perfecto motorcycle jacket, in a very special limited-edition Schott double rider style. Wasnt she pretty...?
Perfect, Scotty, just PERFECT! Who did she look like?
I hyphenated it exactly as G.Durand did in post #1339, so...Careful where you put that hyphen, bro! haha
BrilliantJust a few minutes ago, while waiting on line for my dinner, the woman in front of me turns to me and says (all together now), 'You look like Indiana Jones.'
I take a pause and say, very dead-pan, 'I don't know who that is.'
She says, 'You know, Harrison Ford?'
And I just give the slightest shoulder shrug. That was the end of that.![]()
Hard to pin down. Maybe a little like Roseanne Barr, but with an even deeper, cigarette-stained voice.
Marge Schott?