I PASS FOR HUMAN (2004)

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This was written and directed by Chris D. who old punks out there will remember as the lead singer of the Flesheaters and the Divine Horsemen. It's another entry into the vampirism-as-heroin addict library and is burdened with a poor script, amateurish production, and some of the worst acting ever to be videotaped. BUT, in it's crudeness there is a certain campy power, and it certainly beats two hours of network sitcoms. I watched this one mainly out of morbid curiosity as my old girlfriend Eleanor was playing the female lead and I'd never known her to be a thesbian. She still looks pretty damn good.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405031/