Just the fact that the website states “Please allow 4 - 7 weeks for production and delivery of this hat” indicates even the manufacturer isn’t going to bother making them unless some fool will actually buy one.
Fool number one stepping up here.
You’re right: It SOOOooooo wrong on so many levels, I just gotta have one.
I do a lot of fieldwork at night surveying for bats and other nocturnal critters. I just know I can get a roar out of my partner biologists this sick puppy. Maybe I can attach LED lights to it too. Thanks for the lead.