Do you have a crush?

[rmrdaddy]

Just wondering, are there any women here that find a "Smart Ass" attractive?

My wife is tired of me, and I wondering if I have a chance in the outside world.

Caged too long, unable to survive in the wild, Doctor. Shame really.....

 

[GWD]

lol , Oh well, after 15 years, it can't be all peaches and cream, can it?

 

[ShortClara]

lol , Oh well, after 15 years, it can't be all peaches and cream, can it?

Just take her up in your arms and carry her significantly up the stairs a la Gone With the Wind! There's not too much a good... er... stair carrying won't cure!

 

[GWD]

See, this is where my "Smart Assness" would get me into trouble. So I'll practice shutting up.

 

[alexandra]

I just thought about it and realised I've never dated anyone who wasn't a smart ass. So much for variety!

D:

 

[Diamondback]

Does that mean my snarky streak has potential to become a good thing?

 

[Caroline]

Yes, a HUGE crush. After my nasty breakup, I wasted no time going out and having fun, and I met someone pretty much right away. I am completely intrigued by unusual aspects of his personality (a tub bass and banjo playing skateboarder from Louisiana? Interesting, no?), completely smitten and giddy, and I find time spent with him to be utterly electrifying.

2 dates so far and another tonight. Wish me luck! He's already been impressed with my Southern cooking, so hopefully that means he'll stick around for a bit.

:eusa_clap Oh I'm so happy for you! He sounds great. I bet he can hold a door open too!

 

[KittyT]

:eusa_clap Oh I'm so happy for you! He sounds great. I bet he can hold a door open too!

Yes, he does in fact. I figured I might see more basic manners in a Southerner, and so far I've been right. In any case, thanks. We'll see...

 

[Spiffy]

Southern boys do have better manners, but be forewarned; their mamas tend to be hell-on-wheels matriarchs who see any girl as a potential Jezebel who aims to corrupt their sweet, innocent boy.

That might just be my experience, thoughlol


Gosh that post was southern!

 

[CharlesB]

Have some sweet tea and simma down!

Southern boys do have better manners, but be forewarned; their mamas tend to be hell-on-wheels matriarchs who see any girl as a potential Jezebel who aims to corrupt their sweet, innocent boy.

That might just be my experience, thoughlol


Gosh that post was southern!

 

[Spiffy]

Real Southern girls add Jack to their sweet tea.

 

[CharlesB]

Did it even need to be said?

Real Southern girls add Jack to their sweet tea.

 

[Edward]

Real Southern girls add Jack to their sweet tea.

I know a Dallas girl who has taken to adding Baileys instead of milk....!

 

[KittyT]

Southern boys do have better manners, but be forewarned; their mamas tend to be hell-on-wheels matriarchs who see any girl as a potential Jezebel who aims to corrupt their sweet, innocent boy.

Hahaha his mom is a New Englander

 

[Pip]

I know a Dallas girl who has taken to adding Baileys instead of milk....!

Haha I've fallen into the habit of doing that from time to time as well

 

[Darhling]

^ Baileys is the best, especially half coffee and half Baileys. YUM! sorry.. let get back to the topic..

 

[Rufus]

Baileys and brandy... always an ice breaker! ;-) mmmm...

Back on topic..

 

[Pip]

^ Baileys is the best, especially half coffee and half Baileys. YUM! sorry.. let get back to the topic..

Ah the way to any persons heart

 

[KittyT]

Ah the way to any persons heart

The way to MY heart is to give me good bourbon.

 

[Pip]

Mmmm I'm more of a cocktail,pimms, rose, red wine or Bailey's kinda chap.

And to make this vaguely on topic, I'm totally crushing on the barperson at a local cocktail bar. Soooooooooo cute and can make any cocktail in the world (that I've thought of anyway).


*sighs and drifts off into a dream*