What's for Dinner?

[1mach1]

A trip to the Andes sounds nice.

Just make sure you're not on the menu [emoji14]

 

[Touchofevil]

Just make sure you're not on the menu [emoji14]

I won't be for long once they get a look at me.

 

[1mach1]

ToE steaks. Just heat and serve with rice

I won't be for long once they get a look at me.

 

[Touchofevil]

ToE steaks. Just heat and serve with rice

ToE's steaks. Mmm good!

 

[1mach1]

ToE's steaks. Mmm good!

Wrap with bacon. Even better [emoji14]

 

[Touchofevil]

Wrap with bacon. Even better [emoji14]

Where we will get it, I do not know.

 

[1mach1]

Where we will get it, I do not know.

Don't worry. I know a guy [emoji14]

 

[Touchofevil]

Don't worry. I know a guy [emoji14]

Sweeet!

 

[1mach1]

Sweeet!

Sweet and smoky bacon. Yes. [emoji14]

 

[Touchofevil]

Sweet and smoky bacon. Yes. [emoji14]

Mmmm that's good!

 

[1mach1]

Mmmm that's good!

See? Bacon never served with rice [emoji14]

 

[Touchofevil]

See? Bacon never served with rice [emoji14]

Because Bacon is so good by its lonesome.

 

[1mach1]

Because Bacon is so good by its lonesome.

Agreed. Bacon is a meal in and of itself. No need for sides. [emoji14]

 

[Touchofevil]

Agreed. Bacon is a meal in and of itself. No need for sides. [emoji14]

Other than more Bacon on the side. And then after dinner as a dessert. And later as a snack.

 

[1mach1]

Other than more Bacon on the side. And then after dinner as a dessert. And later as a snack.

Don't forget the drink

 

[Touchofevil]

Don't forget the drink

I think that I will pass on the soda and settle for a fist full of Bacon.

 

[1mach1]

I think that I will pass on the soda and settle for a fist full of Bacon.

Oh come on! You know you will get thirsty [emoji14]

 

[Touchofevil]

Oh come on! You know you will get thirsty [emoji14]

Bacon fat or grease will quench my thirst. Or maybe a ****** Mary garnished will do the job.
Or all three. Time will tell.

 

[1mach1]

Bacon fat or grease will quench my thirst. Or maybe a ****** Mary garnished will do the job.
Or all three. Time will tell.

****** Marys without bacon are not ****** Marys [emoji14]

 

[Touchofevil]

****** Marys without bacon are not ****** Marys [emoji14]

And yet some people think they are. Knuckledraggers.