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Clean Jokes
- Thread starter jamespowers
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Edward
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Real men, where did you go?
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Wagyu?
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Hmmm...I'm thinkin' "No".
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Benny Holiday
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First in best dressed boys, we don't have enough uniforms to cover everyone . . .
Benny Holiday
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I applied for a job working at a factory where sunscreen is made. I didn't get an interview, but they told me to reapply after four hours.
Benny Holiday
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I asked my daughter why she didn't water all of the herb garden, like I asked her to. She said she couldn't find the thyme.
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I love groaners like these.
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I can bring a popular Al Bundy quote, working better in German:
"Vorsicht ist besser als Nachtschicht!"
Caution is better than nightshift!
"Vorsicht ist besser als Nachtschicht!"
Caution is better than nightshift!
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Specials on the Fish Sandwich?AL float thru. Been a wet winter.
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Why some women don't like shopping?
It's so easy. Tell the salesgirl, you need S-jeans, salesgirl brings M-jeans, FITS!
It's so easy. Tell the salesgirl, you need S-jeans, salesgirl brings M-jeans, FITS!
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Oh wow, my new LCD-TV!!
-23.6" screen!
-16:9!!
-1366x768 pixel!!!
(my grandma's ex TV)
-23.6" screen!
-16:9!!
-1366x768 pixel!!!
(my grandma's ex TV)
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Good old one from GDR:
"Hi buddy! How things are going?"
"Fine! Can't complain."
"And how's your brother? Didn't see him, the last time."
"Ah, don't ask. He bleats all the time, aaaaall the time!
"So, whats wrong?"
"He always says: "Nah, working all week long! And Saturday agricultural work effort, Sunday plant protection, bah!""
"Hm. How long has he been doing??"
"He starts next Monday."
"Hi buddy! How things are going?"
"Fine! Can't complain."
"And how's your brother? Didn't see him, the last time."
"Ah, don't ask. He bleats all the time, aaaaall the time!
"So, whats wrong?"
"He always says: "Nah, working all week long! And Saturday agricultural work effort, Sunday plant protection, bah!""
"Hm. How long has he been doing??"
"He starts next Monday."
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Benny Holiday
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@Trenchfriend That's just how I feel about the coming work week on Sunday night!
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