LostInTyme
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When I was Young, I really loved this group
It is impossible to soar with the eagles when you are surrounded by turkeys. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
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When I was Young, I really loved this group
It is impossible to soar with the eagles when you are surrounded by turkeys. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
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^ I hope that whateveritis they cut them from was kosher.
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Mmmmmm....meatcheese!
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If you look for the date code for shelf life it says"eternity".
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So, made from old Twinkies then.
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I'll Lock Up
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One of the popular British traditions at Christmas is the Christmas Cracker. The cracker is pulled just before the meal is served. It will contain a paper hat, a very corny joke and some trashy little gift. Sometimes though, the more expensive crackers have gifts that can be very useful, like a key-ring or a small pair of nail clippers and often you will find:
An emergency sewing pack, and/or, a sewing thimble.
This Christmas card made me realise why the sewing kit can be so useful.
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GDR. Two old friends meet on the street and talk about the newspaper:
"Here's a public call:"
"The people of Weißensee are requested to put candles in their windows, at night."
"For the 1st of May?"
"Nope. So that no one falls on his trap in the dark."
"Here's a public call:"
"The people of Weißensee are requested to put candles in their windows, at night."
"For the 1st of May?"
"Nope. So that no one falls on his trap in the dark."
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Old Twinkies are best for deep frying.So, made from old Twinkies then.
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^ The Force is weak with that one.
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Karl and Otto:
"You know, I though about one thing. So tell me, Otto. In the case, that I would make love with your wife, how would it be, then? Would we be related to each other?"
Otto:
"Well, let me think a second about it. ...
Ah, no. But quit."
"You know, I though about one thing. So tell me, Otto. In the case, that I would make love with your wife, how would it be, then? Would we be related to each other?"
Otto:
"Well, let me think a second about it. ...
Ah, no. But quit."
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