Clean Jokes

Discussion in 'The Observation Bar' started by jamespowers, Aug 4, 2004.

  1. So that's how KFC gets rid of their old grease after changing out the French fryer.
     
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  2. Apparently. I'm not sure why anyone would want one. The last few times I was in a KFC the whole place smelled less like fried chicken and a whole lot like a grease fire.
     
  3. Turnip

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    Why shouldn’t an atheist love his/her/div Mexican gardener too?
     
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    A thief walks into bar and says "Stick 'em up!" Everyone in there is smiling at him, then he notices that everything in the bar is hung on Command Hooks.
     
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  6. LostInTyme

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    Is the word, "queue", just a complete waste of four perfectly good letters?
     
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    If you said, "I seen something.", would it cause a scene?
     
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  8. LostInTyme

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    Today is International Skeptics Day….but I don’t believe it….
     
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  9. Is there anything in Reader's Digest worth digesting?
     
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  10. LostInTyme

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    Oh Casper, grow up already, and at least dress for the occasion.
     
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    If someone pays you to shovel out a horse stable, does that make you an incomepoop?

    I've putting off having my car's brakes fixed every day for months, but today I had to stop.
     
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  13. LostInTyme

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    "I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and now conducting himself properly."

    "I built a model of Mount Everest, and my son asked, 'Is it to scale?' I replied, 'No…it’s to look at.'"
     
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    Renault must be a stupid car manufacturer.

    If they would launch a Renault Végane, all the girls would run their car dealer's doors in! :eek:
     
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    Two old friends meet on the street.

    "Hey, buddy, how you're doing?

    "Fine, no complains. :)"

    "And your wife?"

    "Okay, but she got too fat. She got shape 90-60-90. And the other leg, too!"
     
  16. LostInTyme

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    "Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire."

    Ohmmm, there should be a law about this.
     
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