Clean Jokes

[Bamaboots]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

THe local florist in town went to visit the barber. After getting his hair cut, he pulled out his wallet, only to have the barber say, "No thanks, this is my community service week. Your haircut is free."

THe next day, the barber came to open up and found a than you noe and a nice bouquet of flowers from the florist.

Later that day, a local constable got his hair cut and encountered the same explanation. Thankful, he brought the barber a thank you note and a box of donuts in appreciation.

A local member of the town council also experienced the same service. "No thanks, Mr. Councilman, this is my community service week. The haircut is free."

The next day when he came to open up, he was greeted by the rest of the town council awaiting their free haircuts.

 

[Trenchfriend]

How do you make your wife screaming during sex?

Just call her and tell her about it.

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[BobHufford]

The English language can be so confusing ...

 

[My Scooter]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

I love Don Martin.