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Wait, so they're not corndogs?
In this brave new world of ours, the Corndog prefers to self-identify as a calzone: meat fully enclosed in a bread dough.

The lowly Hot Pocket prefers to self-identify as a panini: meat, pepperoni, bacon, Mozzarella cheese, & grilled veggies in tomato sauce contained in a small Italian bread roll.

It makes them both feel more nutritious, less like a snack & more main course.
 
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In this brave new world of ours, the Corndog prefers to self-identify as a calzone: meat fully enclosed in a bread dough.

The lowly Hot Pocket prefers to self-identify as a panini: meat, pepperoni, bacon, Mozzarella cheese, & grilled veggies in tomato sauce contained in a small Italian bread roll.

It makes them both feel more nutritious, less like a snack & more main course.

LOL.

Y'know, I don't think I've ever had a Hot Pocket.
 

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