Clean Jokes

[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[LostInTyme]

Once I tried out for a spot in a comedic play, but there was no pun in it.

 

[Trenchfriend]

The fresh husband says silently:
"Honey, now I will touch you at an area, where no man touched you before."

She:
"But darling, my eyes are so sensitive!"

 

[Trenchfriend]

"You like to go swimming, today?"

"No, I got house ban."

"Why??"

"I wore my bikini the wrong way."

"How?"

"In my hand."

 

[Trenchfriend]

Boss got sick of one of his co-workers.
"Felix, could you ever produce something, that holds water??"

"No, Sir. Not as long as your sweet daughter takes her pill."

 

[Frunobulax]

"To err is human, but to blame somebody else, shows management potential."

 

[Trenchfriend]

Psychatrist to his assistant:
"Please send the nymphomaniac to my room. And then, you can take time off for the rest of the day."

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Where's the skipper? Is he again surfing on duty, ********??

 

[Zombie_61]

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[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[LostInTyme]

They arrested the devil to day….they got him on possession….

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

Sunlight is bad for beer.