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I've probably mentioned this before, but here in town we have an office of the Otis Elevator Company.
It's in a one-storey building.
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I've probably mentioned this before, but here in town we have an office of the Otis Elevator Company.
It's in a one-storey building.
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It's not really a joke, I guess. It's the moon photographed at exactly the right angle to make it look like it's been speared by the building.
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It ain't my first rodeo, but ...
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I can testify to that last one ...
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My lovely girlfriend mentioned, that she really likes a good Stiletto.
But when she had her birthday and received her present, she took it out, pointed at me and said "You idiot don't know anyhting about shoes, right??"
PS:
Stiletto knife
But when she had her birthday and received her present, she took it out, pointed at me and said "You idiot don't know anyhting about shoes, right??"
PS:
Stiletto knife
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Beer industry still loves it...
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Nice, but where's the joke hidden?
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Couple in marriage counseling:
Counselor: So, your wife says you never buy her flowers, is that true?
Man: Well, until now, I didn't know she even sold flowers!
Counselor: So, your wife says you never buy her flowers, is that true?
Man: Well, until now, I didn't know she even sold flowers!
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Your criminal record?? Nooo!
Your POLIZEILICHES FÜHRUNGSZEUGNIS, that you have to beantragen by the Einwohnermeldeamt !
Your POLIZEILICHES FÜHRUNGSZEUGNIS, that you have to beantragen by the Einwohnermeldeamt !
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"Imagine, yesterday I had a lucky move and smashed ten houseflies just with one stroke! Eight were male, two female."
"Stop kidding me, you couldn't differ between!"
"Of course I could! Eight sat on my beerglass, two on the mirror."
"Stop kidding me, you couldn't differ between!"
"Of course I could! Eight sat on my beerglass, two on the mirror."
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Two buddies step in the bar.
"Two short!"
"I see, but what you like to drink?"
"Two short!"
"I see, but what you like to drink?"
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