Clean Jokes

[Frunobulax]

Not as limber as she used to be?

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Neither of us are, Jack. Her aim, however, is as good as ever.

 

[Trenchfriend]

-5°C this morning in Germany.

Oh wow, the 90s laugh in the backround...

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Neither of us are, Jack. Her aim, however, is as good as ever.

I keep asking my wife to please not do her yoga outside because the neighbors just ogle.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Another:

"Hi, you must have been the cutest star on heaven!"

 

[drmaxtejeda]

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[drmaxtejeda]

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[Zombie_61]

 

[Zombie_61]

Home Stallone

 

[drmaxtejeda]

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[Trenchfriend]

Two guys stand on the grave at the memorial ceremony. One throws meatballs in the grave, the other flowers.

The second guy asks the first:
"Why do you throw the meatballs in the grave?? Do you think, He still eats them?"

The first guy:
"Do you think, He still puts your flowers in the water?"

 

[BobHufford]

 

[drmaxtejeda]

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[Trenchfriend]

Two animals meet in zoo.

"What are you then?"

"An wolfhound."

"What is that?"

"My mom was a wolf, my dad was a hound. And you?"

"An antbear."

"Please, stop it!"

 

[BobHufford]

Some may disagree ...

 

[Frunobulax]

Some may disagree ...

LOL

 

[Trenchfriend]

A silent in bed is better than a deaf on the roof...

 

[Tiki Tom]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[drmaxtejeda]

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[GHT]

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