Dapper Man

[thegnarlydude]

You shake as the man holds the vodka gun at you.

Oh wait!! That's right!

You have your own gun!

What should we do now?

 

[fedorafreak413]

Wear gun as hat

 

[LizzieMaine]

Rent a rug cleaner.

 

[thegnarlydude]

Rent a rug cleaner.

Oh god!! It's just smearing the blood everywhere!! What will you do??

 

[Lean'n'mean]

" Hmmmmmmm, if I call philosophygirl78, she'll be able to persuade this blood stain that it doesn't actually exist."

 

[Lean'n'mean]

I love this!! <3

Invalid command!

 

[thegnarlydude]

" Hmmmmmmm, if I call philosophygirl78, she'll be able to persuade this blood stain that it doesn't actually exist."

You get out your portrait of philosophygirl78. Hopefully this will clear the blood away! After all, curiosity killed the cat, so philosophy should kill the...blood stain? Something like that.

Uh oh. What do you do??

 

[philosophygirl78]

" Hmmmmmmm, if I call philosophygirl78, she'll be able to persuade this blood stain that it doesn't actually exist."

oh jeez @Lean'n'mean

 

[philosophygirl78]

You get out your portrait of philosophygirl78. Hopefully this will clear the blood away! After all, curiosity killed the cat, so philosophy should kill the...blood stain? Something like that.

Uh oh. What do you do??

Thats a little weird....

 

[GHT]

Retaliate with your auto fire, double barrelled, non jamming nipple, self reloading, easy-squeeze, ketchup bottle. (It will also explain away the blood.)

 

[HudsonHawk]

Thats a little weird....

This whole thread is more than a little weird.

 

[GHT]

oh jeez @Lean'n'mean

Looks like you have just been made an honorary witch. Welcome to Hogwarts.

 

[LizzieMaine]

Uh oh. What do you do??

"You propose to SCAN me? I have no BAR CODE, good sir! I am no COMMODITY to be BOUGHT AND SOLD! I am a MAN! Good DAY to you sir!"

 

[philosophygirl78]

Looks like you have just been made an honorary witch. Welcome to Hogwarts.

Looks like you have just been made an honorary witch. Welcome to Hogwarts.

Well played between threads @GHT

 

[thegnarlydude]

"You propose to SCAN me? I have no BAR CODE, good sir! I am no COMMODITY to be BOUGHT AND SOLD! I am a MAN! Good DAY to you sir!"

You give a half-handed version of that speech! Job well done!

Oh no! He started crying!! What will you do??

 

[GHT]

Give him a bar of Ex-Lax chocolate, disguised within a Cadbury's wrapper.

 

[thegnarlydude]

Give him a bar of Ex-Lax chocolate, disguised within a Cadbury's wrapper.

You give the man you Ex-Lax chocolate bar.

Well. That sure was something. What will you do now?

 

[LizzieMaine]

Take pity on the poor soul and offer him a large chunk of Muenster cheese.

 

[hatsRme]

Rent a rug cleaner.

Much easier...Just call here!

 

[thegnarlydude]

Piss in his mouth.

Please, no.

You go into the next room. What will you do?