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Well..I'm glad the women don't think so. In my experience anyway....
I can't stand the sight of my hairy legs either as it is a deeply grotesque visage that I wouldn't want to bestow upon any living creature, myself included. Men are horrid looking creatures and blessed are the few fully awoken to this fact.
Well if you insist:Linen shirts, short sleeves, baggy shorts and light, slip-on footwear. A linen cap is also a good idea. When you are all geared up, apply beer.

Yeah maybe if you wear shorts and flipflop often enough youll develop lower heat tolerance and more confidence in that outfit and dont mind going out in that, but it can work the other way too if you wear long pants and shoes everyday it will not feel like overdressed or overheated in it since your body will adjust,
and just by comparing both outfits visually long pants and shoes will triumph over shorts and flipflops anyday.
Beside how would you wear leather jackets with shorts and flipflops... it is impossible.
So... winners wear long pants.
Even women with the most beautiful legs outside of photoshoot or appreciation are better looking in long pants and highheel shoes or boots in my own opinion
Only Patrick Star and Bart Simpson looking good in shorts,
not even Mickey Mouse nor Sponge Bob...
John Lofgren Monkey Boots Shinki Horsebuttt - $1,136 The classic monkey boot silhouette in an incredibly rich Shinki russet horse leather.
Grant Stone Diesel Boot Dark Olive Chromexcel - $395 Goodyear welted, Horween Chromexcel, classic good looks.
Schott 568 Vandals Jacket - $1,250 The classic Perfecto motorcycle jacket, in a very special limited-edition Schott double rider style. I don’t even know if you are all trolling or just serious but I sense some personal issues with your own bodies if you’re so afraid of wearing shorts and are trying to reflect on others.
I am totally with you on this. I do not like shorts on women either. I agree with you fully that aside from certain situations, long pants or dresses and heels/boots look better on women in my view. I actually think Bart could use a pair of jeans thoughYeah maybe if you wear shorts and flipflop often enough youll develop lower heat tolerance and more confidence in that outfit and dont mind going out in that, but it can work the other way too if you wear long pants and shoes everyday it will not feel like overdressed or overheated in it since your body will adjust,
and just by comparing both outfits visually long pants and shoes will triumph over shorts and flipflops anyday.
Beside how would you wear leather jackets with shorts and flipflops... it is impossible.
So... winners wear long pants.
Even women with the most beautiful legs outside of photoshoot or appreciation are better looking in long pants and highheel shoes or boots in my own opinion
Only Patrick Star and Bart Simpson looking good in shorts,
not even Mickey Mouse nor Sponge Bob...
I don’t even know if you are all trolling or just serious but I sense some personal issues with your own bodies if you’re so afraid of wearing shorts and are trying to reflect on others.
Living the dream.