And in the Daily News... And we have a winner in our Phoniest of All Phony Counts Sweepstakes. And only 27 years old. Imagine what he could have accomplished if he made it to 30. Who needs Childs? To be honest, "clean campaigning" went out the window long ago. Anyone for chess? Look, if you really are the kid's mother, what's stopping you from telling the truth? Seriously? Wait, you mean those whiskers aren't real???? CHIEF BRANDON, IS THAT YOU????? "A lot of gall and no brains." I see you've met Wilmer then. "What? In jail??" "No, it's worse! He's going on an audience-participation radio show!" Lillums? Lillums who? Bingo? Hey, why not try your luck? Maybe Moon can fix the gas gauge while you're gone.