Stetson: Coffee in the morning, coffee in the afternoon, Irish or bourbon whiskey in the evening
Mallory: Coffee in the morning, tea at mid-morning and a vodka martini in the evening
Both like Guinness on hot, long days and of course the occasional root beer float with the kiddos.
As I think of it, if I'm drinking, which isn't frequent in the first place, I'm usually not wearing a hat at all. I occasionally puff a pipe (even less frequently than I drink) and it would be normal for me to have a hat on while I puff.
But here's a divine combination in which I like to partake once a year: