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• Feb 17, 2019

• #1,501

Hurricane Jack

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• Feb 17, 2019

• #1,502

GHT

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Hurricane Jack said:

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She probably missed the letters GL in the middle word.

 

• Feb 18, 2019

• #1,503

Zombie_61

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GHT said:

She probably missed the letters GL in the middle word.

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Not to mention she's actually at Target.

 

• Feb 18, 2019

• #1,504

Hurricane Jack

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Zombie_61 said:

Not to mention she's actually at Target.

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Sorry, I wouldn't know that.
I picked this up from another website. I've never been to a Target store in my life, but I can see how that would suck the humor out of it for those who have.

 

Last edited: Feb 18, 2019

• Feb 22, 2019

• #1,505

Bamaboots

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• Feb 23, 2019

• #1,506

Zombie_61

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^ "Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients".

 

• Feb 23, 2019

• #1,507

Frunobulax

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• Feb 23, 2019

• #1,508

Frunobulax

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• Feb 23, 2019

• #1,509

Frunobulax

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• Feb 23, 2019

• #1,510

Frunobulax

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• Feb 28, 2019

• #1,511

Bamaboots

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• Mar 5, 2019

• #1,512

Bamaboots

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• Mar 9, 2019

• #1,513

Bamaboots

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This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.

 

• Mar 10, 2019

• #1,514

3fingers

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Hurricane Jack said:

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Where your dog has to be vaccinated, but your kids don't because "rights".

 

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1,515

Bamaboots

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• Mar 12, 2019

• #1,516

LizzieMaine

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That's enough with the political memes. It's not done here.

 

• Mar 13, 2019

• #1,517

vitanola

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Frunobulax said:

Let's not get off on a tangent discussing the Frankfurt School. There's no humor in that.

Sent directly from my mind to yours.

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Oh, I don't know. You might come up to spend the week-end at the Grand Hotel Abyss. It is quite pleasant from time to time.

Lately I have found it perplexing in the extreme to note that those who reflexively reject the Yama-Yama man which is their image of the Neue Schule are quickest to adopt an unfortunate exaggeration of its nihlistic tendencies. That's not at all funny, or at least I don't get the joke.

Speaking of which: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Aardvark."

 

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• Mar 13, 2019

• #1,518

Edward

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vitanola said:

Speaking of which: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Aardvark."

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You don't know about the word.

Everybody knows that bird is the word...

 

• Mar 13, 2019

• #1,519

vitanola

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Well if bird is indeed the word:

 

• Mar 15, 2019

• #1,520

GHT

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Bamaboots said:

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Don't mock your wife's choices, you're one of them.

The perfect greeting card for your preacher.