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"This COVID sounds hideous"...
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"This COVID sounds hideous"...
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Stay at Home Order enacted for 30 days.
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Annonce in daily newspaper:
"Searching for winter health resort for my mother-in-law, with avalanche risk."
"Searching for winter health resort for my mother-in-law, with avalanche risk."
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GHT
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30 days, just proves that women have more staying power.
Have you seen the revised Lego for bored children?
How are the armed forces coping?
Had that holiday of a lifetime cancelled? Want to impress your social media friends? No problem.
Benny Holiday
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I heard that Finland has closed its borders now. That means no one's gonna get over the Finnish line.
Benny Holiday
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My wife crashed the car again. She told the police the man she hit was on his phone and had a beer in his lap.
The police told her he could do whatever he wants in his own living room.
The police told her he could do whatever he wants in his own living room.
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Aww, nuts, you beat me to it. I was going to post this just so the ladies could share in the experience:
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My favorite german soccer guy?
Birgit Prinz!
Birgit Prinz!
Benny Holiday
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I called the tinnitus hotline before. It didn't stop ringing.
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Benny Holiday
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Glad you saw the funny side of it - though in reality, no, the condition ain't funny!
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Benny Holiday
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My wife caught me cross-dressing and said it's over. So I packed her things and left.
I once dated a girl with a lazy eye. It turned out she was seeing somebody else on the side.
Today i got gas at only $1.29. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
I went for a walk with a beautiful girl at lunchtime today. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
I joined the gym and asked the trainer which machine I should use if I wanted to impress hot chicks.
He said, "Try the ATM in the foyer."
How do you milk a sheep? Put an Apple logo on your product.
I once dated a girl with a lazy eye. It turned out she was seeing somebody else on the side.
Today i got gas at only $1.29. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
I went for a walk with a beautiful girl at lunchtime today. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
I joined the gym and asked the trainer which machine I should use if I wanted to impress hot chicks.
He said, "Try the ATM in the foyer."
How do you milk a sheep? Put an Apple logo on your product.
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vitanola
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We call them “Gyros” over here.
GHT
I'll Lock Up
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The stress of manic, panic shoppers is beginning to tell on the staff. Either that or they are having a subtle joke.
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