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Calling the Cops
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed which she could see
from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there
were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked
"Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols
were busy, and that he should simple simply lock his door and an officer
should be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phone the police again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my
shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot
them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course the police
caught the burglars red handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I
thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
True story!! :rage:
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed which she could see
from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there
were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked
"Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols
were busy, and that he should simple simply lock his door and an officer
should be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phone the police again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my
shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot
them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course the police
caught the burglars red handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I
thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
True story!! :rage:
Ha, that's great!
