Slim Portly
One Too Many
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I have worn only wool hats until very recently due mostly to a lack of funds, and the recent acquisition of my first high-quality (read "valuable") felt hat has caused an unexpected and unfortunate side effect: paranoia. I am afraid to touch it with dirty hands. I think twice before leaving it at my desk while I step away. I hesitate before setting it down in a restaurant for fear of it touching any surface that has not been thoroughly cleaned. It therefore almost never leaves my head from the time I leave my house until it arrives safely home again. There is something to be said for the peace of mind that a "beater" wool hat imbues upon one's psyche.
(Not that I’ll wear my fur felt fedora any less, of course.
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(Not that I’ll wear my fur felt fedora any less, of course.