Caption Contest

[deanglen]

Besides the obvious reason I chose this photo from the stunning Cushman Collection, I'd like to see you wags take a shot at captioning this shot for everyone's enjoyment! lol lol lol :

Have at it! (BTW Should this be a real contest? How would we determine a winner? Poll?)

 

[Story]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, Parson....rawk....

 

[The Wolf]

missed it by five minutes

That's the same thing I thought Story.lol
So instead how about: "I've got a bird in the hand. There must be two in this bush"

Sincerely,
The Wolf

 

[Feraud]

"....and they laughed at my headwear!"

 

[Story]

Whatta ya mean, Polly can't have a Communion cracker?

 

[Mr_Misanthropy]

"The long years of seminary training complete, Father McKenzie released Toodles into the wild to preach the good word to his avian brethren."

 

[LolitaHaze]

"I've got a bird in the hand. There must be two in this bush"

Sincerely,
The Wolf

Hehehehe *snort* hehehehe...

 

[Terry Lennox]

Have you seen my flock?

 

[Benny Holiday]

"This polly likes his pieces of eight
Stacked neatly in the collection plate."

 

[RadioHead]

Say, listen...

Very well. I will let you fly, now. But keep in mind, this is a new hat; if it becomes "soiled"... you're my next Thanksgiving dinner.

"RadioHead

 

[K by the bay]

In the voice of Droopy Dawg: Oh my, this cockatoo just ate my cocka-tie"

 

[deanglen]

Caption Contest Image #2

Those were good! A religious subject might be tough to be comfortable with, so here's another Cushman shot from 1939 with hats and kids and the possibilities seem endless:

 

[scotrace]

For the first one:

"Don't worry Gladys, we'll find the antidote somehow. Meanwhile, I've always wanted give that Butch Johnson a bird..."

For second pic:

"C'mon gang, let's beat it before they find where we buried Jimmy!"

 

[LizzieMaine]

"Sheesh! You dames and yer crazy hats!"

 

[Story]

For #2

Little Bobby, Carol, Teddy and Alice prepare for careers in public service, by practicing holding back the tide with their toy shovels.

 

[deanglen]

Little Bobby, Carol, Teddy and Alice prepare for careers in public service, by practicing holding back the tide with their toy shovels.

Bobby & Carol, Teddy & Alice? Nudge nudge, wink wink , know what I mean?
Terrific cultural reference there, Storylol . A pre-quel pehaps?

 

[K by the bay]

#2 A man, a plan, a canal, Panama

 

[Jack Scorpion]

Oh, you kids'll just dig yourselves into a hole.

 

[Baron Kurtz]

Man: "yes, parrots simply repeat stock phrases learned by rote, whereas preachers ...."

couldn't resist.

bk

 

[deanglen]

Man: "yes, parrots simply repeat stock phrases learned by rote, whereas preachers ...."

couldn't resist.

bk

lol lol lol