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Research has shown that, if a farmer talks to his cows while milking them, the provide greater yield.
It's "in one ear and out the udder."
It's "in one ear and out the udder."
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What's a US Marine, who likes Battleship Bismarck, too?
A real KriegsMarine!
A real KriegsMarine!
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How do you tell if you've heard a Dad joke?
It's apparent.
It's apparent.
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The Amazing Johnathan, the ‘Freddy Krueger of comedy,’ dead at 63
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A lot of years ago my wife and I went to a comedy show, and The Amazing Johnathan was one of the "warm up" acts. His whole routine was pretty much what you see in that video, and he was so manic that most of us in the audience laughed the whole time. Sorry to hear he's gone, but I don't think he was well known enough to be in the "Notable Passings" thread.
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I remember him from a show in the 80s called, "Make Me Laugh." The premise of the show was that a contestant would sit in a chair and three comedians had a minute apiece to make the contestant laugh. The longer you held out, the more you won.
Others on the show I remember were Bruce Baum, The Unknown Comic, and once even Henny Youngman.
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With all due respect.. I don't get it!
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Left looks like the closing muscle.
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Anyone want to guess what I forgot to do after I posted this Saturday night?
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I think it's funny that so many still think we celebrate on St. Patrick's Day because he "drove the snakes out of Ireland".
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Patrick's Christian conversion ended slavery, human sacrifice, and most inter tribal warfare in Ireland. He did not banish the snakes: Ireland never had any. Scholars now consider snakes a metaphor for the serpent of paganism.I think it's funny that so many still think we celebrate on St. Patrick's Day because he "drove the snakes out of Ireland".
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