Clean Jokes

Discussion in 'The Observation Bar' started by jamespowers, Aug 4, 2004.

  1. What's the difference between a northern and southern fairy tale? A northern fairy tale starts "Once upon a time". A southern fairy tale starts "Y'all ain't gonna believe this".
     
  2. drmaxtejeda

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    Hahaha

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    I had a job interview at IKEA yesterday. The manager greeted me and said, "Come in, make a seat."
     
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    When I was a school, the careers adviser thought I was rather unambitious. I told her I wanted to be a waiter. She asked me didn't I want to strive for something better? I told her I just wanted a job that would put food on the table.
     
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    I had forgotten about this one [​IMG]

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    I've seen a variation on that theme that said:

    Keep Out!
    Trespassers will be Violated.
     
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    One of my old neighbors had a sign on his door that said "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
    Right above the one that said "If you are found here tonight you will be found here tomorrow."
     
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    Cafeteria[​IMG]

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    Things you see in the Bible Belt.
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    Not really a joke per se, but it made me laugh quite heartily.

    My best friend is getting married next year and was asking for ideas on what kind of hat to wear with his tux. I Googled "tuxedo hat" and was not disappointed. [​IMG]

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    How many special forces soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they're not scared of the dark.

    Sorry if that one has been'done',just found this topic.
     
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    I'm with you on this one HD. It's disappointing to come here to find that so many don't get what the title "Clean Jokes" means or just choose to disregard it. I didn't come here for off color or "semi clean" jokes. If you enjoy the racey stuff, how about starting a new thread called "Not so clean jokes" or "Semi clean jokes" or what ever and leave this one as it was originally intended.
     
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    I'd always choose "Pandora's Box" myself. I do so love Louise Brooks...
     

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