What is your biggest vice?

Discussion in 'The Connoisseur' started by KilroyCD, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD One Too Many

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    Okay Loungers, what is your biggest vice? Here's mine:
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    Oh wait a minute, that's a vise, not a vice. Oops, sorry! lol
    I guess if a warped sense of humour is a vice, that's mine. However, I've heard other "vices" than smoke, drink or gambling put forth, such as chocolate. If that can be considered a vice, then I can honestly say chocolate (especially dark chocolate) is my biggest vice.
     
  2. retrogirl1941

    retrogirl1941 One Too Many

    That must be why we get along so well! I am a chocoholic too!lol!

    Samantha
     
  3. MrNewportCustom

    MrNewportCustom Call Me a Cab

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    We need to get the vise squad after Kilroy!

    You were reading my mind, Kilroy! I was thinking about starting this very thread (vise included) about an hour ago. But, much like Steven Wright and his joke about bowling a gutterball, I couldn't get the wording. lol


    Lee
     
  4. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD One Too Many

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    That must have been where we met! Chocoholics Anonymous!
     
  5. retrogirl1941

    retrogirl1941 One Too Many

    I go there to pick up good-looking men such as yourself!;)

    Samantha
     
  6. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD One Too Many

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    I'm blushing....:eek:
     
  7. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD One Too Many

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    What's the saying? Warped minds think alike... or was that strange minds...no I have it! Great minds think alike!
    By the way, could you enlighten me about that Steven Wright joke?
     
  8. retrogirl1941

    retrogirl1941 One Too Many

    Hey good lookin'! Say what's cookin'?

    You probably pick up tons of good looking ladies at these meetings.......;)

    Samantha
     
  9. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD One Too Many

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    Just you, my dear (wink wink) just you...:D
     
  10. retrogirl1941

    retrogirl1941 One Too Many

    *Wink,Wink* Whatcha' ya doing later? Maybe we could meet at the loose caboose.........;)

    Samantha
     
  11. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD One Too Many

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    I'm on my way! :D :D :D
     
  12. retrogirl1941

    retrogirl1941 One Too Many

    I'm already there!lol Room number.........

    samantha
     
  13. Teekay44

    Teekay44 One of the Regulars

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    Did I just log onto E-Harmony by mistake? :eusa_doh: lol
     
  14. retrogirl1941

    retrogirl1941 One Too Many

    No our hotel room!;)

    Samantha
     
  15. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD One Too Many

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    OMG I can't breathe! lol lol lol ROFLMAO! lol lol lol
     
  16. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD One Too Many

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    Samantha, I think I know what your biggest vice is...

    Flirting! :D :p
     
  17. Dixon Cannon

    Dixon Cannon My Mail is Forwarded Here

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    Leg art! -- Hint, hint! -- Wink, wink! -- Nod, nod! -- Say no more! ;)

    -dixon cannon
     
  18. Miss Brill

    Miss Brill One Too Many

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    Say it proudly: YOU LOVE PORN! lol
     
  19. Atticus Finch

    Atticus Finch Call Me a Cab

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    Alright!!! Only two pages and we've rolled out the big guns!!! This is going to be an interesting ride!!

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  20. carter

    carter I'll Lock Up

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    Reenactor Gothic

    Kilroy, My Dear

    Are the items in those boxes pre or post vise?
    Chocolate or otherwise?

    Though the contents may vary,
    It's all rather scary,

    To contemplate the contents,
    And their creator's intent.

    "A Warden", says he, "is all that I am."
    I supect, however, that it's all a sham.

    Further inquiry, I'm certain,
    Could bring down the curtain.

    For there's a Lady named Sam,
    Whose proportions are glam,

    Whose chums are all bent,
    Not at all heaven-sent,

    She lures the unwary,
    Each Tom, Dick, And Harry.

    And so I surmise,
    Reenacting's a guise.

    Oh, it seems sedentary,
    And sometimes quite merry,

    All vintage merriment,
    Enticing each lady and gent,

    With perambulator and pram,
    Each character another "I am".

    Some sleep in coaches, others in tents,
    Each supposing their time well-spent,

    But those who are wary,
    Keep watch, and are chary.

    Leading he who pries,
    To an untimely demise.
     

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