What is your biggest vice?

Discussion in 'The Connoisseur' started by KilroyCD, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. Absinthe_1900

    Absinthe_1900 One Too Many

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    I like this better.;)

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  2. "interminable" (so i'm told) jazz and Arnold Schoenberg (apparently also interminable).

    Add to that swearing, cigars, rum, whiskey, strong beer, and swearing at all those other things, and we're getting close to a list of my main vices.

    bk
     
  3. Atticus Finch

    Atticus Finch Call Me a Cab

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    Well...I was going to chime in and confess to some of my vices, but after seeing what is considered here to meet the definition (shoes, magazines, coffee, jazz), I've decided it would be best to just keep my mouth shut. Dang, y'all got a low bar when it comes to defining bad conduct!

    Atticus
     
  4. No, we're just nice people with no real vices that we'll admit in public.

    I mean, Good God in heaven, why on earth does a vice area exist in FLounge? The concept is absurd.

    bk
     
  5. scotrace

    scotrace Head Bartender Staff Member

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    I'll buy dinner!
     
  6. I also swear at dinner!

    bk
     
  7. Dr Doran

    Dr Doran My Mail is Forwarded Here

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    My dad taught his granddaughter flute. Marla Schoenberg.
     
  8. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD One Too Many

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    Atticus, perhaps you're being a little cheeky and I'm missing it. But tongue-in-cheek is the way I started this thread (with a photo of a large vise) and I think the majority of the posts defining bad conduct here are indeed, tongue-in-cheek. No need to keep your mouth shut. Go ahead and fire away! :D
     
  9. Miss 1929

    Miss 1929 My Mail is Forwarded Here

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    Or maybe....

    THEY"RE ALL TRUE!!!!

    GASP!!!
     
  10. Miss 1929

    Miss 1929 My Mail is Forwarded Here

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    Of course they're better together...

    Like peanut butter and chocolate.

    "You got absinthe in my cocaine!"

    "You got cocaine in my absinthe!"

    Cue music, cut in to product...
     
  11. luvthatlulu

    luvthatlulu Suspended

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    Does having the uncontrollable urge to dive naked from atop a building into a vat filled with wet Mercury dimes count as a "vice"? :eek:
     
  12. Quigley Brown

    Quigley Brown Call Me a Cab

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    It'd make a neat photograph, though......not that I have a vice of liking to take nudie pix...:rolleyes:
     
  13. luvthatlulu

    luvthatlulu Suspended

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    Yeah, right. Pervert!!! :p
     
  14. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD One Too Many

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    Well, having an uncontrollable urge is one thing, but actually doing it is another. Since I haven't heard a news report of anyone getting hurt (or worse :eek: ) diving into a vat of wet Mercury dimes (and you know that would be the outcome), I'm certain you haven't attempted it yet. So I would say that no, it's not a vice. But before it becomes one, seek help. lol
     
  15. Atticus Finch

    Atticus Finch Call Me a Cab

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    Hi Kilroy,

    Yes, I was being "cheeky". I wouldn't really expect anyone to openly publish his or her more serious vices. But with a board membership now numbering in the thousands, I expect that there are some very interesting vices here.

    Atticus
     
  16. Noindex

    Noindex New in Town

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    My vices are simply the basics....in no particular order:

    Gambling
    Drinking
    Philandering
    Cigars
     
  17. Brinybay

    Brinybay Practically Family

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    Do you mean girls with no backbone, or that you have no backbone? Oh, wait, that's invertebrate. Never mind! [huh]
     
  18. KL15

    KL15 One of the Regulars

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    Biggest vice...cigars and sports cars.
     
  19. Stoney

    Stoney Practically Family

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    I'm not sure about this one , but it may have something to do with hats.

    :rolleyes:
     
  20. $ally

    $ally One Too Many

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    You just made me laugh so hard.
     

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