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Well, if ye be a Scotsman, ye'll be needin' a Balmoral or Glengarry to go wi' yer kilt, man!
That's actually a song, too, I believe sung by the late, great Andy Stewart. Ah we're getting woefully off topic here. Happy hat hunting!
My favorite Scottish joke:
A drunk Scotsman was laying in the gutter one morning and a comely lass walked by and noticed his kilt was flipped up for the whole world to see his little laddie. As a joke she tied a hair ribbon on his little fella and ran away laughing. The Scotsman finally woke up a few hours later and when he looked down and saw the ribbon he said, "Ach, I don't know where ya been, laddie, but I see ya won first prize!"
I've heard that as a song on the Dr. Demento show. Pretty funny. Not sure of the singer (one the names the other guys gave is probably correct).
written by Mike Cross
John Lofgren Monkey Boots Shinki Horsebuttt - $1,136 The classic monkey boot silhouette in an incredibly rich Shinki russet horse leather.
Grant Stone Diesel Boot Dark Olive Chromexcel - $395 Goodyear welted, Horween Chromexcel, classic good looks.
Schott 568 Vandals Jacket - $1,250 The classic Perfecto motorcycle jacket, in a very special limited-edition Schott double rider style. I agree, DJH. It never ceases to amaze me when someone posts a live auction that they, themselves want to bid on. It's like saying "Hey, everyone here's a hat you should go bid a lot on so it costs me even more to buy! I just hate paying low dollars for a hat, ya know?"
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