5 seconds............which hat ?

[SurfGent]

Wow that's a big *** comet headed towards the earth! =-O

 

[SurfGent]

I'd be smiling 2 hope I'm looking that good when I go

 

[Joao Encarnado]

One of the biggest hats I own, probably a Tom Mix.
I would probably die because I couldn't choose in time or because I take more than 5 seconds to go down the stairs and by the time the building would collapse over me.

 

[GHT]

5 seconds is not enough, my hats are all in individual boxes.
This reminds me of the four minute warning. During the cold war in the 50's & 60's, we in Europe were told that if the bomb was launched, we had just four minutes to take some sort of cover. It was such a joke that it spawned countless suggestions of what to do in four minutes. Having *** was high on the list but most detractors claimed that four minutes was hardly enough time. But one lady claimed that her husband could have foreplay, *** and a cigarette afterwards in under four minutes. What that poor woman's *** life must have been like?

 

[Wesslyn]

I couldn't do it. I have two hats my late girlfriend got me, one she fixed up for me, one my dad bought me, one my sister bought me... too much sentiment to ditch.
Practically speaking, my Resistol would be the one I grab. But only if I knew the rest would remain safe without my presence.

 

[LuvMyMan]

Let us imagine that some kind of catastrophe struck your locality, state, country......the world even & you only had 5 seconds to grab a hat.......what hat would you choose. No time to ponder, no time to dither..... which of your hats would you not like to be without.
For those smart asses who'll argue that in 5 seconds they could grab 2 or 3 of their treasured head pieces, please note that all persons found in possession of more than one hat in this post-apocalyptic scenario, will have their hats confiscated & used for potty training..

I'd be looking to grab one of my *******s and a few extra magazines way before I would be worried about any of the Fedora hats in the house. Now my Husband, he would grab one or two Fedora hats on the way out. However, he would most likely already be wearing one...the Fedora that was custom made for him by Esther!

 

[LuvMyMan]

5 seconds is not enough, my hats are all in individual boxes.
This reminds me of the four minute warning. During the cold war in the 50's & 60's, we in Europe were told that if the bomb was launched, we had just four minutes to take some sort of cover. It was such a joke that it spawned countless suggestions of what to do in four minutes. Having *** was high on the list but most detractors claimed that four minutes was hardly enough time. But one lady claimed that her husband could have foreplay, *** and a cigarette afterwards in under four minutes. What that poor woman's *** life must have been like?

OH LORD! Hahaha THIS should be voted the best post of the year, super! Haha Thank you....hahaha!

 

[Frunobulax]

I'd be looking to grab one of my *******s and a few extra magazines way before I would be worried about any of the Fedora hats in the house. Now my Husband, he would grab one or two Fedora hats on the way out. However, he would most likely already be wearing one...the Fedora that was custom made for him by Esther!

My kind of lady. Yeah, in the apocalypse, grab the ammo and whiskey first (the whiskey will be like money). But I'd still grab a hat on the way out the door.

 

[emigran]

Simple caribou Stetson Whippet

Definitely...
BTW on my must have wish list

 

[RJR]

My wife gifted me a Northwest Hat-I'd grab it.

 

[johnnycanuck]

For actual survival purposes I would grab my Akubra Cattleman. For personal reasons so it won't get wrecked I would grab my "Joe Friday" work of Art.
Johnny

 

[Florida_Marlin]

I'd grab my Stetson 100 that I keep in its leather Stetson 100 case when I'm not wearing it. That way, I'd have my keeper hat and the case to boot.

 

[Bamaboots]

I'd grab my Stetson 100 that I keep in its leather Stetson 100 case when I'm not wearing it. That way, I'd have my keeper hat and the case to boot.

Same reason I chose my Cavanagh 100. We can always stash something else in the case. Extra ammo, liquor or another hat, maybe.

 

[Tonio]

I'd go for my custom Optimo oxblood....along with the hat box.

 

[Fed in a Fedora]

BlueGrass Green CampDraft. Attractive, plenty of weather protection, comfortable and durable.

 

[tuco1963]

hands down my akubra safari

 

[EstherWeis]

My two tone.

That even didn't take me 1 second to decide.

 

[BobHufford]

Well ... apparently a different 3X (as we headed to the basement last night during a tornado warning).

 

[Hurricane Jack]

...please note that all persons found in possession of more than one hat in this post-apocalyptic scenario, will have their hats confiscated & used for potty training..

Then welcome to the jungle...

 

[Robieman]

My 100% beaver western hat. Light color & wide brim.